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Jul 31, 2008
Round 46 has been added!

Jul 31, 2008
Round 45 has been added!

Jul 07, 2008
Round 44 has been added!

Jul 07, 2008
Round 43 has been added!

Jun 29, 2008
Round 42 has been added!

Jun 29, 2008
Round 41 has been added!

Jun 26, 2008
Round 40 has been added!

Jan 03, 2008
Round 38 has been added!

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Are you a real pimp?

Are you a real pimp? Do you have what it takes to recruit the best hoes and the toughest thugs around? Can you lead a crew of your fellow pimps against some of the best pimps in the world? Do you have what it takes to become the richest most respected or notorious pimp of all time?

If you think you have what it takes to be a real pimp then you've come to the right place. RealPimp.net is a persistent browser based game (PBBG) where you can compete against pimps the world over to prove you're the most real pimp of all. RealPimp.net is FREE to play so just use the link on the side to sign up now and start proving you are truly a real pimp!



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RealPimp.net- GUIDE

Game Guide:
Introduction
Turns & Reserves
Credits
Referrals

Charactors:
Hoes
Thugs
PimpGods

Items:
Items
Drugs
Weapons
Rides

Events:
Scouting for Hoes/Thugs
Producing Drugs
Disciplining
Pimp Travel
Attacking
Contracts
Blackmarket
Porn Studio

Misc:
Hoe Happiness
Thug Happiness



Introduction
RealPimp.net is a massive, online, multiplayer text based game. Here you are a pimp on a quest for money, power and respect. As a pimp, you must build up your crib. With hoes to generate your income, and with thugs to protect your crib. To become bigger you will need to learn how to keep your hoes and thugs happy. This can be done by purchasing certain items, and avoiding certain events. This game is simple, highly addictive and very fun, but beware of its strong content!

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Turns & Reserves
Turns is what you use to do everything. Every action that you do in the game will probably require the use of some turns. For example: to attack someone, it requires 2 turns. Every 10 minutes you will receive a certain amount of turns, depending on the rounds settings, and extra turns if you are a supporter. Each round, you also start off with a given amount of reserves. Reserves are also basically turns, except reserves can be saved for later until you decide to use them.

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Credits
If you have credits in your account, you can convert them into reserves for use in a round that you specify. There are limits to how many credits you can add to a round, depending on the game settings. Credits can also be used to reset attacks and to change your pimp name. They can be bought and they can be won. Another thing, 1 credit = 1 turn.

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Referrals
If you manage to refer or get a certain amount of people to join the game and as they sign-up mention your user name in the referral part then you can possibly use these. What happens is if you get enough referrals then you can use them in the "Referral Store" to pay for a certain set amount of days of supporter status.

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Hoes
Hoes are important to have because they generate your income. The more income you generate, the more thugs you will be able to hire, and the stronger weapons you will be able to purchase for them. It is also a good idea to keep your hoes happy by keeping a good stock of condoms, crack and medicine. If your hoes start to become unhappy they will leave you, or maybe also even be stolen from you by other pimps.

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Thugs
Thugs may be the most important characters in the game. Hoes both love and need the protection from your thugs. Thugs can also produce mad amounts of drugs if they are happy. To keep your thugs happy, keep a good stock of weapons and weed.

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Admins
These are the admins of the game. They monitor your actions and make sure everyone is playing fair. It's best to stay on the admins good side. If you have any problems, found a bug in the game or found a game abuser, let them know by leaving a message under the support link or to the email at the bottom of the pages.

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Items
The items below are required if you are going to keep your hoes happy. Its a good idea to have a nice stock of each item.

Condoms - Prevents hoes from getting multiple STDs.
Medicine - Prevents hoes from dieing once they catch STDs.

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Drugs
Hoes and thugs will need their drugs if you want them to stay happy. Drugs can be purchase and produced. If producing drugs, make sure your thugs are happy, so they produce more.

Crack - Hoes go nuts over this stuff. With crack, you can steal and kill hoes.
Weed - Thugs need their weed if they going to work right. Thugs without weed become unhappy.

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Weapons
You will find that there are several types of weapons in this game. Each weapon has its price, and each weapon has its damage. Sometimes you can't always afford the best. You will need at least 1 weapon per thug in order to keep them happy.

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Rides
There are 3 rides in RealPimp.net: Streetbike, Lowrider, and the Hummer. Each ride can hold a certain number of thugs. Rides can be used to travel and to attack the other pimps.

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Scouting for Hoes/Thugs
When you first start off a round, this is the action that you want to use. The more hoes you have, the more cash you will make. Make sure you keep your hoes happy while scouting, or you might lose them!

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Producing Drugs
Its not always best to purchase your drugs. Sometimes the cheapest way to get drugs is to produce it. Remember that the happier your thugs are, the more drugs they will produce.

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Disciplining
Think your hoes are holding out on you and you're not making enough money? Have a few turns left? Try disciplining your hoes to make extra cash!

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Pimp Travel
There are a total of 8 cities that you may travel to in RealPimp.net but all of them may not be available in any particular round. Tired of the same pimp attacking you? Try traveling to another city to get away. Pimps cannot attack each other if they are not in the same city.

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Attacking
Wanna show another pimp who's the boss? There are several ways to attack other pimps in RealPimp.net. First the other pimp must be in the same city as you. Then you find the pimp and click Attack! This will give you several options of how you want to attack he pimp.

Home Invasion - Invade a pimps crib, raid his fridge, break his mirrors.
Infestation - Take a pimps medicine so his hoes die of STDs.
Steal Weed - Take a pimps weed and make his thugs get pissed at him when he runs dry.
Booby Traps - Kill his thugs when they try to use his vehicles.
Steal Hoes - Steal a pimps hoes, what could be worse? Send them some crack and maybe they'll realize you are the best pimp around.
Steal Thugs - Recruit another pimps thugs to soldier for you. Share your weed with them and make them realize how bad their pimp treats them.

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Contracts
Contracts are very useful when you're trying to show another pimp who's in charge. There are three different types of contracts that can be purchased.

Hitman Contract - This contract lets you kill some of a pimps thugs without getting your own thugs killed.
Thief Contract - This contract lets you steal another pimps items without him knowing.
Robbery Contract - This contract lets you attempt to steal from another pimps bank account, be careful though it will fail if you try to steal too much.

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Blackmarket
You can use the blackmarket to buy and sell items. At the blackmarket you can put up items you want to sell or look to see what other pimps are selling and buy their items. Find a good deal and rip off the competition!

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Porn Studio
At the porn studio you can earn some extra cash by making your hoes and thugs shoot some porn.

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Hoe Happiness
Hoes need crack, aids meds, and condoms to stay happy and keep working. Hoes are also peaceful and don't like it much if you go around attacking every pimp around. If your hoes become unhappy from you attacking you're just gonna have to cool down for a while.

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Thug Happiness
Thugs are your soldiers. As such thugs need weapons, if a thug is weaponless he feels very helpless and will be unhappy. Thugs also love the 420 so keep lots of weed around for them to keep them happy.

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